I lost my filter while I was pregnant with Aidan and I apparently never got it back.
My dearest friend, Audrey Hepburn (name has been changed to protect her reputation) called me today to tell me that she has the swine flu. I laughed. I laughed at my ill friend. Shame on me.
Audrey Hepburn laughed with me. We are sick people.
Audrey is expected to make a speedy recovery, but please do not watch Breakfast At Tiffanys until the incubation period is over. We should all be safe by next week.
Get well, Audrey.

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